Monday, March 17

i'm drunk

and oh my god, cheese tastes so good. i'm about to slice another. don't be afraid, i rarely go out, but tonight i had a lot of fun. the place is called elbow room and my beautiful friend rahel kept us in spirits by knowing the bartender and asking "is this enough?" aka $10 for three shots and two beers! how does she do it? here's my conversation with some short dude:
hi i'm bandit
band aid?
no bandit, why didn't you come say hi to me?
band aid?
bandit
abandoned? why would i say hi to you, i don't know you
i;m going to eat more cheese. i wihs i had french ffies. why am i writing right now?

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