Friday, May 29

i mean, could you give this up?


Even though I've half way abandoned her, she still treats me like a queen. And I love the way she stretches out like a snake on the bed.

Tuesday, May 19

yes! look at the time (and the date)

I want to take a bath but am too cold to move. I saw the smallest fawn I've ever seen crossing the road tonight near my house, and when I tried to pull in my driveway there were two more young ones looking in my headlights just like a deer. Bring my nieces and nephews to me sisters. This place is amazing.

Saturday, May 2

During a really bad movie aka Matthew Mcwhatever chick flick

Gloria: Do you like this? (said multiple times)
Me: No, do you want to leave?
Gloria: This is an insult. It's a total asshole. We are too smart to be sitting here watching this.
Take in mind that Gloria's voice travels and while the people who are enjoying this movie are trying to shush us, she is still going off about the stupidity of the people in the theatre.
And why did we attempt to see it? There were no seats left for Earth and it was the only other thing playing.